My dear little peptine, Maby :> I love him a lot.
Peptines belongs to me.
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I put a sweater on my kitty today. She looks like Velma.
you are making me so happy right now
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusement
UNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
I still die laughing everytime I see this scene
The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.
the grand showdown
Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism.
Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently.
“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.
Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).
fuck astronomy remains to be my favorite thing
apparently we’ll survive this
this is actually my favorite gif on tumblr
The frog at 18 seconds sounds horrified of the cat.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE GOATS
GOATS AREN’T REAL
The dog at 39 seconds sounds like a human screaming so hypothetically you could murder a guy and blame the screams on your dog when the neighbours ask.
Inner City Wizard Schools (the hogwarts you DON’T hear about)
LMAO!!! I’m so done with this show!
22 seconds in and im DONE
"Two lil n****s on swiffers"
THE CAT HAD A DU RAG
how do people not listen to music? what do you do when you’re on the bus? when u want to feel like ur in a music video? when ur sad? when ur happy? how do you even live?