Rikke was here

「 The 4 Military Divisions. 」

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

connor-sexonlegswithahat-temple:

satanic-homosexual:

Ive been waiting for photo set for like 6483 years

FINALLY. 

doisurpriseyou:

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

This isn’t a stage, it’s a lifestyle.

posukkum:

Pray for South Korea

castielinablanket:

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.” 

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts” 

If Hermione had been The Chosen One Voldemort would have been defeated while she was still in her crib.

fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

labellavita-l:

Please, just take a second to pray for South Korea.

Do also please pray for the above three amazing people.

I still believe in miracles, so please.

surfacage:

me too, jean, me too

being eren is suffering

(this au (they are in their early twenties) is tagged snk old farts)

faitherinhicks:

coconutmilkyway:

i finally finished brotherhood I’D FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH I LOVED THE HOMUNCULI

these r my faves. lust is a fucking babe.

OH wow, really great. *_*

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

super-who-locked-in:

merlinsassbutt:

dxisybuchanan:

megamanectric:

balconyscene:

these-fading-scars:

I don’t understand because wasn’t Olaf’s actions of lighting the fire, almost melting and then trying to save her and act of true love and shouldnt that have unfrozen her heart?

oh shit

for real i was watching and i was really upset that they did this scene but still needed love to be romantic??

but also them carrying her all the way back to the castle to get her there couldn’t that count as an act of love too??

It’s because the act of love had to be by Anna, not for her.

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sushinfood:

ryu-gemini:

Lookit what i bought today A new addition to the collection uvu

That is SUCH a cool item!
Also, MOSES THERE’S MOSES 
I NEED TO SEE HIM

sushinfood:

ryu-gemini:

Lookit what i bought today
A new addition to the collection uvu

That is SUCH a cool item!

Also, MOSES THERE’S MOSES 

I NEED TO SEE HIM