Rikke was here
me: *sees a bug in my house*
me: alright little homie its ok we all make mistakes, you do you, just keep a respectful distance
bug: *flies at my face*
me: first of all how dare you

ladyclintbarton:

haave-you-met-ted:

actual footage of gays destroying the sanctity of marriage

How dare those gays raise happy children in a loving home. it’s disgusting.

Sometimes you meet a person and you just click—you’re comfortable with them, like you’ve known them your whole life, and you don’t have to pretend to be anyone or anything.
Alexandra Ardonetto (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

journey + c o l o r s

ruraljackdaw:

lztybrn:

godmodwaffles:

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oh my god she doesn’t even look that much like rapunzel

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please get over yourselves

chill

kippi0404:

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teslatea - oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters
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cophate:

oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

mymistakesandretakes:

ohscarjo:

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot
he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

mymistakesandretakes:

ohscarjo:

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

erasedcitizen2:

Those pictures of pets with signs being shamed for bad things they did? Need a picture like that of my 2-year-old nephew with a sign that says “I intentionally put the straw of my juice box in grandma’s ear while she was sleeping, and then squeezed the box”

tobiaswraithwall:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE